PaarseNathan

who is PaarseNathan
PaarseNathan doesnt play roblox that much, he is 90% more intelligent than all his friends, I dont even understand why he hangs out with his friends. Another baffling fact is that he plays Catalog Heaven.

glitch collecting and trading
like mentioned before PaarseNathan really often tries to find glitches usually by fooling around and messing with people when he finds glitches he usually tries to trade with someone who usually already knows the glitch but in the rare instance he doesnt PaarseNathan gets glitches for it that he can use to expand his glitch collection PaarseNathan doesnt lie about knowing glitches he doesnt know PaarseNathan often hopes to get a specific glitch from trading but any glitch he doesnt know makes him happy to some extend

his problems with glitch hiding
PaarseNathan has slight confusion in why people hide rare glitches due to the fact that any other game like mario 64 (yes ik not roblox holy shit rub my eggplant and say how smart i am) and such tell the public about glitches despite this fact he still tries to respect people's wishes and not leak non yt glitches

PaarseNathan during training
he always seems to do Banned training and he doesnt give a 2 ass flying fuck about who trains him as long as he gets training he is happy he also doesnt seem to think he has a standard teacher despite the fact he probably does he still doesnt care about who does teaching things he just walks along anyways the problem with PaarseNathan is he is either too predictable has a slow reaction time or moves up and down alot he always he confused by the fact people are small dots in the sky and confused by the fact they disappear (no but rlly i fricking BLINKED M8) in the rare instance he makes a kill its usually a good kill that can be confusing (med u literally walked in chaos edge fire and ur one of the best players jesus christ) he often uses bat sword tornado horn and scroll and plasma jetpack

PaarseNathan during regular gameplay
during regular gameplay he usually runs into at least one idiot with a nightmare sword often resulting in fights he often gets spawnkilled but he knows how to escape easily (or fricking begs eren to stop doing whatever tf he is so he can help nathan) he is really good at destroying nightmare spammers but gets bullied or roasted and called purple guy often (listen here u shit if u read this im not purple guy) he often gets into arguments with brainded people (i swear even 7 has more braincells) he often destroys people or messes with them purely to see how brainded they are he often gets insulted and sad cus of it (i have feelings too... BASTARDS)

erenkaratepe
another fat gamer he hangs out with.

7ExoticDreams
another friend who's more obese than eren.

MrMediocree
a friend of his who is 50% more intelligent than all his other friends. (im assuming is 10% more obese than most of his friends)

Coolchipmunk21
a person who comes from alvin and chipmunks.

KrackenNecksall2021
fat kid who should get a better username.

butter
the reference butter is the fact that she eats butter every 2 seconds, she probably weighs 200 pounds.

Doctor

ew

history
catalog heaven is a dead game with an average of 50 players, I recommend play something that HASNT DIED YET.

glitch finding
does stuff and finds glitches.

back in the old days
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meeting people
alot of the people PaarseNathan met were from catalog heaven and still plays with them often (except oasprey he is a retard) he often likes playing with them despite all this

discovery of catalog heaven
all PaarseNathan can remember is finding it from either youtube or friends and he taught himself alot before joining hsf thats about it yala